i'm white and i want
a hot latina
you're hot
cuz your name's cristina
marry me tina
have my baby tina
move to massachusetts with me
i'll pay for your stuff if you're with me
i'll make you an american
citizen and make you participate in creepy shit
you must weigh under 180 pounds
(and must be willing to be beaten).
hurry
kisses
your man, randall.
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LOL! Oh, Ana! That's shit's funny! There's a typo, though: it's "weigh," not "weight." Remove the "t." Awesome job, though. I love it!
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thanks for telling me :)
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ReplyDeleteLOL! Fuck your life?! Jesus, you're hilarious. Yeah, I hate them too. Sometimes I type, say, a poem or prose or essay, or whatever, and I look the goddamn thing over so many times, and then, to my wonder and awe, discover a typo a millennium later, and I'm like, "where the fuck did THAT come from? What am I retarded?" And I guess it does kinda make me say, "fuck my life."
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