eff this
eff that
yo yo fo sho
eff this
eff that
supa coo rap
eff this
eff that
yo mama is fat
eff this
eff that
eff you if you like it fast
eff you if you like it furious
eff you cuz you really suck
eff this and that and cock block
this is a social experiment thank you for participating
thank you for taking this seriously
(this blog is no longer private)
(this blog is no longer private)
failing is cool
laser tag
put a gag
on your dog
if he has no gag
reflex.
sometimes we fail
but we're cool
sometimes we're cool
when we fail
sometimes we cool
while in school
something uncool
when you drool
wasup fool?
you're not cool!
put a gag
on your dog
if he has no gag
reflex.
sometimes we fail
but we're cool
sometimes we're cool
when we fail
sometimes we cool
while in school
something uncool
when you drool
wasup fool?
you're not cool!
marriage minded mexican female
i'm white and i want
a hot latina
you're hot
cuz your name's cristina
marry me tina
have my baby tina
move to massachusetts with me
i'll pay for your stuff if you're with me
i'll make you an american
citizen and make you participate in creepy shit
you must weigh under 180 pounds
(and must be willing to be beaten).
hurry
kisses
your man, randall.
a hot latina
you're hot
cuz your name's cristina
marry me tina
have my baby tina
move to massachusetts with me
i'll pay for your stuff if you're with me
i'll make you an american
citizen and make you participate in creepy shit
you must weigh under 180 pounds
(and must be willing to be beaten).
hurry
kisses
your man, randall.
dumb on purpose
unicorns are pretty
oh you're such a sweetie
now i wanna sniff pink glue
like a silly gooey goose
let me take your shit to go
cuz i don't wanna fuck yo
this is silly this is shitty
this is flirty this is kinky
this is fine need a dime?
this on crack show yo crack
i met windy
she's real creepy
i blow bubbles
warm as cuddles
unicorns are pretty
oh you're such a sweetie
unicorns are pretty
lick me like a kitty
oh you're such a sweetie
now i wanna sniff pink glue
like a silly gooey goose
let me take your shit to go
cuz i don't wanna fuck yo
this is silly this is shitty
this is flirty this is kinky
this is fine need a dime?
this on crack show yo crack
i met windy
she's real creepy
i blow bubbles
warm as cuddles
unicorns are pretty
oh you're such a sweetie
unicorns are pretty
lick me like a kitty
wao
it's five a.m. and i'm online
it's five a.m. and i'm the bomb
it's five a.m. i don't see porn
it's five a.m. skip this chick
it's five a.m. skeet skeet skeet
it's five ten this is shit
it's five eleven oh dear heaven
it's five eleven oh van halen
it's five thirteen i'm a teen
it's five sexteen shit in a tin
it's five fourteen submarine!
(the clock is going backwards now)
it's five a.m. and i'm the bomb
it's five a.m. i don't see porn
it's five a.m. skip this chick
it's five a.m. skeet skeet skeet
it's five ten this is shit
it's five eleven oh dear heaven
it's five eleven oh van halen
it's five thirteen i'm a teen
it's five sexteen shit in a tin
it's five fourteen submarine!
(the clock is going backwards now)
jerking jerk
(something about douches)
i wish i could help (that's what you said)
i wish i could help you (to get laid)
i really wish i could pop (up my collar)
i wish i could pop (cherries for a dollar)
whenever i come
you type yo
whenever i come
it's not yo
i never come jerking
jerk
my pussycat hates your dick oh
my pussycat thinks you're a weirdo
i wish i could help (that's what you said)
i wish i could help you (to get laid)
i really wish i could pop (up my collar)
i wish i could pop (cherries for a dollar)
whenever i come
you type yo
whenever i come
it's not yo
i never come jerking
jerk
my pussycat hates your dick oh
my pussycat thinks you're a weirdo
i need to be right back (oh selena)
oh selena
dear selena
why did you have to die?
oh selena
sweet selena
i wish i could bring you back to life
oh selena
dear selena
how did you grow that butt so fat?
oh selena
sweet selena
please oh please won't you be right back?
dear selena
why did you have to die?
oh selena
sweet selena
i wish i could bring you back to life
oh selena
dear selena
how did you grow that butt so fat?
oh selena
sweet selena
please oh please won't you be right back?
boner killer
you got naked for that pic
and grossed me out
with your nakedness
your face insinuated dirty consequences
your pic made my penis feel sad
i wanted to commit suicide
or something
and grossed me out
with your nakedness
your face insinuated dirty consequences
your pic made my penis feel sad
i wanted to commit suicide
or something
obesity dollar menu
apple pie makes your butt grow fat
two apple pies for a buck that's phat
double cheese-b makes your butt grow fat
don't really care i want it that's phat
two apple pies for a buck that's phat
double cheese-b makes your butt grow fat
don't really care i want it that's phat
buy me a tiara with my name on it
yo yo yo i'm not slow
i just want that shit on my head
my head demands to be prettified
buy me a tiara
a princess tiara like lady diana
i wanna wear that shit right now
i wanna be your little mermaid
i really really wanna so let's go get laid
i don't wanna be your little girl
i just wanna cut your curls
and enjoy my princess tiara
like lady diana
and dance and jump on your bed
and bite and lick all your head
so pull my hair and write my name on that tiara
my princess tiara
like lady diana
i just want that shit on my head
my head demands to be prettified
buy me a tiara
a princess tiara like lady diana
i wanna wear that shit right now
i wanna be your little mermaid
i really really wanna so let's go get laid
i don't wanna be your little girl
i just wanna cut your curls
and enjoy my princess tiara
like lady diana
and dance and jump on your bed
and bite and lick all your head
so pull my hair and write my name on that tiara
my princess tiara
like lady diana
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