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jerking jerk

(something about douches)

i wish i could help (that's what you said)
i wish i could help you (to get laid)
i really wish i could pop (up my collar)
i wish i could pop (cherries for a dollar)

whenever i come
you type yo
whenever i come
it's not yo

i never come jerking
jerk
my pussycat hates your dick oh
my pussycat thinks you're a weirdo

1 comment:

  1. LMAO! Oooooooh my fucking gaaaaaawwwwwwd, I've discovered the greatest blogger on earth! Absolutely LOVE the rhyme-scheme, my dear. What'd he mean by "I wish I could pop?"

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