decided not to post this "tweet"

i typed "i'm addicted to garagebang" instead of "i'm addicted to garageband"

villain

I WISH I COULD CUT YOU HISPANIC GANG MEMBER STYLE AND MAKE YOU SCREAM AND TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND BURN THEM IN A TRASHCAN AND LIT MYSELF ON FIRE AND NOT STOP AND NOT DROP AND NOT ROLL AND DANCE AROUND YOU WHILE MY CLOTHES BURN OFF
(MY CLOTHES WILL BURN BUT I WON'T)

OH

kitties love bananas

OH WHAT SHOULD I WHAT SHOULD I WHAT SHOULD I DO SHOULD I KEEP ALL MY MONEY OR SPEND IT ALL ON YOU

RANDOM IDEA

hope sandoval (mazzy star) needs to sing a song with thom yorke (i don't need to put his band's name in parenthesis)

I WOULD COME SO FAST

I DON'T WANT TO FRENCH KISS YOU!

you need to open your mouth because i am going to put my tongue inside you should have said that but you didn't so you licked outside and around my lips and it was awkward

statcounter is making me horny

113
oh it's a really bad one. i'm ashamed.
i am not better than paris hilton
i got a speeding ticket and i need to go to driving school and pay about 300 dollars

i want you to write a poem called "statcounter is making me horny"

are you serious? okay