RANDOM IDEA

hope sandoval (mazzy star) needs to sing a song with thom yorke (i don't need to put his band's name in parenthesis)

I WOULD COME SO FAST

I DON'T WANT TO FRENCH KISS YOU!

you need to open your mouth because i am going to put my tongue inside you should have said that but you didn't so you licked outside and around my lips and it was awkward

statcounter is making me horny

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oh it's a really bad one. i'm ashamed.
i am not better than paris hilton
i got a speeding ticket and i need to go to driving school and pay about 300 dollars

i want you to write a poem called "statcounter is making me horny"

are you serious? okay

sometimes clowns write poetry (for fun)

is there any other reason why clowns would write poetry?
oh yeah
groupies
get me some

silent hip hop raper

eff this
eff that
yo yo fo sho
eff this
eff that
supa coo rap
eff this
eff that
yo mama is fat
eff this
eff that
eff you if you like it fast
eff you if you like it furious
eff you cuz you really suck
eff this and that and cock block

failing is cool

laser tag
put a gag
on your dog
if he has no gag
reflex.
sometimes we fail
but we're cool
sometimes we're cool
when we fail
sometimes we cool
while in school
something uncool
when you drool
wasup fool?
you're not cool!

marriage minded mexican female

i'm white and i want
a hot latina
you're hot
cuz your name's cristina
marry me tina
have my baby tina
move to massachusetts with me
i'll pay for your stuff if you're with me
i'll make you an american
citizen and make you participate in creepy shit
you must weigh under 180 pounds
(and must be willing to be beaten).
hurry
kisses
your man, randall.