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manipulate your mom

a little girl pointed at buckets of ice cream and asked her mom for some. her mom said no and looked away. the girl said pretty please and made a sad-puppy-face. then she smiled a little because her mom wasn't looking.

rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off

reduced fat milk nuts and semen for breakfast

decided not to post this "tweet"

i typed "i'm addicted to garagebang" instead of "i'm addicted to garageband"

villain

I WISH I COULD CUT YOU HISPANIC GANG MEMBER STYLE AND MAKE YOU SCREAM AND TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND BURN THEM IN A TRASHCAN AND LIT MYSELF ON FIRE AND NOT STOP AND NOT DROP AND NOT ROLL AND DANCE AROUND YOU WHILE MY CLOTHES BURN OFF
(MY CLOTHES WILL BURN BUT I WON'T)

OH

kitties love bananas

OH WHAT SHOULD I WHAT SHOULD I WHAT SHOULD I DO SHOULD I KEEP ALL MY MONEY OR SPEND IT ALL ON YOU