RANDOM IDEA

hope sandoval (mazzy star) needs to sing a song with thom yorke (i don't need to put his band's name in parenthesis)

I WOULD COME SO FAST

I DON'T WANT TO FRENCH KISS YOU!

you need to open your mouth because i am going to put my tongue inside you should have said that but you didn't so you licked outside and around my lips and it was awkward

statcounter is making me horny

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oh it's a really bad one. i'm ashamed.
i am not better than paris hilton
i got a speeding ticket and i need to go to driving school and pay about 300 dollars

i want you to write a poem called "statcounter is making me horny"

are you serious? okay

sometimes clowns write poetry (for fun)

is there any other reason why clowns would write poetry?
oh yeah
groupies
get me some