the founder of taco bell died
today i feel happy because
taco bell sucks
RIP
i think i'm going to puke
on your face
please don't let me
puke on your face
i'm holding the puke
inside
i'm holding it with
my hands
ewww
two gallons of milk
I NEED TO GO BUY MILK SEX I CAN'T FORGET ABOUT THE MILK SEX I REALLY CAN'T FORGET ABOUT THE MILK MY MOM WILL BE PISSED SEX CONCENTRATE ANA WE NEED SEX MILK I SHOULD TEXT YOU SEX I WONDER WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW I NEED TO GO BUY MILK SEX OH I NEED GAS ALSO SEX OKAY EXIT HERE SEX NO KID I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY WITH ME I CAN'T BUY YOU A CANDY BAR FOR WHATEVER YOU SAID YOU NEED MONEY FOR SEX OH THAT LOOKS GOOD WAIT NO GET THE MILK FIRST SEX HEY OKAY TWO GALLONS OH HI ENTER PIN CODE OKAY COOL DONE THANK YOU YOU TOO SEX NO BOY I'M NOT GOING TO BUY YOU A CANDY BAR BYE OKAY NOW WHAT OH YEAH SEX GAS OKAY ENTER PIN NUMBER OKAY UNLEADED CAUSE IT'S THE CHEAPEST SEX THANKS PRINT RECEIPT YES THANKS BYE LEMME PLAY SOME M.I.A. YEAH BANANA SKEET IS GOOD SEX TRAFFIC SEX AND MORE SEX BACK HOME TURN ON MY LAPTOP SEX FOREVER AND EVER
manipulate your mom
a little girl pointed at buckets of ice cream and asked her mom for some. her mom said no and looked away. the girl said pretty please and made a sad-puppy-face. then she smiled a little because her mom wasn't looking.
decided not to post this "tweet"
i typed "i'm addicted to garagebang" instead of "i'm addicted to garageband"
villain
I WISH I COULD CUT YOU HISPANIC GANG MEMBER STYLE AND MAKE YOU SCREAM AND TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND BURN THEM IN A TRASHCAN AND LIT MYSELF ON FIRE AND NOT STOP AND NOT DROP AND NOT ROLL AND DANCE AROUND YOU WHILE MY CLOTHES BURN OFF
(MY CLOTHES WILL BURN BUT I WON'T)
(MY CLOTHES WILL BURN BUT I WON'T)
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